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{Archive: July 13, 2009} The Saga continued...

I've been getting a lot of people emailing me and asking me to update my blog more often.. I'm sorry..I'm obviously still a lazy turd. The problem is when I'm at the gym or walking i think of what to write.. when i come home and nurse my pains.. i forget..

So what happened your all wondering.. on the 5th July...

Well.. we had a new dude move in..lets call him Sam for arguments sake. Sam is prone to drinking excessively.. when Sam returned home he was intoxicated and his GF turns up, realising hes drunk.. walks off.. as Sam pursues her she continues to ignore him..So he returns home and decides to go ape shit (crazy for all you American readers). As i sat in my room i came to the conclusion best place for me to be was as far as possible from this "event". When i came outta my room, Sam asked whether i could come with him to buy some fags (no not male prostitutes.. cigarettes) we are about 1/2 mile from our place and we see a fire truck.. 2 ambulances and a load of police cars.. sirens blaring.. nee naw.. nee naw (my impersonation of a police car from when i was 4) and i think to myself... there must be a huuuuuge pileup on the 405.

As we return home.. i realise those police cars and the rest of the brigade.. were here because apparently Sam had decided to cal his uncle and be abusive and suggest he was going to commit suicide.. so apparently this is what turns up at your front door when you mention the "S" word. I now realise why the state of California is in $20bln of debt... 2 ambulance... Wat for... 5 squad cars.... amazing... yet they will argue about nationalising the health care system...

You'll all be glad to know.. Sam.. didn't kill himself and is in rehab upstate..

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